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"Pick up the gun..."

- I don't wanna pick it up, Mister. You'll shoot me.
- Pick it up.
- Look Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came into town to get some hard rock candy for my kids and some gingham for my wife.
- Pick up the gun.
[BANG! BANG! BANG!]
- You all saw him. He had a gun.

I've never actually seen the film Shane but I've heard the Bill Hicks version and that's good enough for me.

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Uploaded on Aug 16, 2008

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Zach made me this way

Seriously, it's all his fault.

Done with Face Melter on the iPhone. The girls are going to go wild with it!

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Uploaded on Aug 13, 2008

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Happy birthday to me!

I've had a tip top birthday today, all built around a lunchtime trip to Gourmet Burger Kitchen where I put my long-cherished vegan principles to one side for an hour or so and went for the Wild Boar Burger.

And very nice it was too.

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Uploaded on Aug 10, 2008

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We've got the ketchup covered

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Uploaded on Aug 10, 2008

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